when going to a friends' house
  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi password?





ikilledlordvoldemortonce:

That amazing moment when you realize

you

are

the

grinch

(Source: spumonis)



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h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

our-lady-of-emos:

mycomicbookromance:

skate-high:

chips-a-whore:

mortu4ry:

stain3dglasseyesandcolorfultears:

doll-up-and-sleepwalk:

240posse:

bar-queen:

younopoo:

monoclelewinsky:

queenm0riarty:

sanctuary-remix:

thousanddreamers:

bowlosugar:

xiahdesu:

what

what

what

what

what

what

what

what

what

 what

what

what

what

what

what

can i join

no

(Source: vecherion)



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aliouxie12:



NO.YOU’RE WRONG.DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.

No, it wants you to spell the right way
THE AMERICAN WAY


And yet, Britain was speaking English way before America was… 

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deadb1ogger:

kanji-sexual:

neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY
WHY
IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.
THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.
THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

OH MY UGUCKING FGOD

sassygayangel:

buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

(Source: quinnfaboob)



  • Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
  • Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
  • Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
  • Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE